tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86904555233830188322012-02-16T23:51:57.931+01:00Messer Damiano da Mercatale soffre di una bizzarra forma di dislessia uditiva, che gli fa capire fischi per fiaschi. Dato il suo particolarissimo dizionario interno - una fusione di gergo tecnico-scientifico e nerdese - i risultati di quello che a lui sembra di aver capito sono spesso ilari, da qui l'idea di riproporli per il grande pubblico dell'Internet.Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.comBlogger451100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-68558304970550302082011-10-29T12:27:00.001+02:002011-10-29T12:28:01.599+02:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>M: passiamo alla scuola di comics...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Alla scuola di ninfomani?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Lucca Comics, 28/10/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-6855830497055030208?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-59520835866671590922011-10-27T21:39:00.001+02:002011-10-27T21:40:26.882+02:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>M: Non abbiamo tempo, altrimenti ti portavo a fare il puttan-tour... Ce n'è una qui e una di là...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>C'è Cannavaro?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Prato, 27/10/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5952083586667159092?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-20188272867531826492011-09-07T12:35:00.000+02:002011-09-07T12:35:02.494+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: E' la seconda volta oggi che ti stringo la mano!! </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>C'è ancora da FUMARE?!?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>Località la Querce, Prato, 02/09/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-2018827286753182649?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Do_urdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06894855955052216369noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-3284465115203382422011-06-30T16:57:00.000+02:002011-06-30T16:57:29.973+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: mi faccio un'endovena di caffè. </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Fammi indovinare i cappelli?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Vecchia Praga, Pistoia, 28/06/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-328446511520338242?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-36725011761148603202011-05-08T11:33:00.000+02:002011-05-08T11:33:48.890+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>Stanno sparecchiando... </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>La Treccani?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due marmocchi, 07/05/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-3672501176114860320?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-15007848535925122532011-05-08T00:26:00.002+02:002011-05-08T11:31:31.715+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>B: Vestito così tu puoi andare in via Firenze!* </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Vetroresina?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due marmocchi (sobri), 07/05/2011</i></div><br />*Nota via frequentata da gentili donzelle di facili costumi (maiale)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1500784853592512253?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-36812097794834212332011-05-08T00:24:00.000+02:002011-05-08T00:24:12.406+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>B: S'ha a chiamare Giacomo?<br />Dam: Atti vandalici?!<br />B: hai trovato il Dash?!</blockquote><br /><blockquote><br /></blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due marmocchi, 07/05/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-3681209779483421233?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-45915606666811765672011-05-08T00:19:00.002+02:002011-06-30T17:01:29.053+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>B: Li chiama col raggio traente!* </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Me la devo fare in vena?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due marmocchi, 07/05/2011</i></div>*Riferendosi ad un vassoio di tortelli<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-4591560666681176567?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-57935849665041658162011-05-08T00:16:00.002+02:002011-05-08T11:32:08.245+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: I Foo Fighters ti lanciano un anatema </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Si lanciano la crema?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due Marmocchi, 07/05/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5793584966504165816?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-84220327009409888542011-04-11T11:10:00.003+02:002011-04-11T11:11:29.872+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Me ne fo portare un po' ai funghi...*</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Piglio un pallone a punti?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due marmocchi, Montemurlo, 17/03/2011</i></div><br />*M si riferiva ai tortelli.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-8422032700940988854?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-17651941644396910842011-04-11T11:09:00.000+02:002011-04-11T11:09:32.047+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Frau Blucher!*</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Brio blu?!<br />O Blaupunkt?</blockquote><div style="text-align: right;"><i>I due marmocchi, Montemurlo, 17/03/2011</i>&nbsp;</div><br />*Nota citazione da "Frankenstein Jr." di Mel Brooks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1765194164439691084?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-27247832927504777612011-04-11T11:07:00.000+02:002011-04-11T11:07:53.512+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Son tutti a festeggiare l'Italia...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>A mangiare una schiacciatina?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>I due marmocchi, Montemurlo, 17/03/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-2724783292750477761?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-88135041382595283392011-03-17T14:10:00.000+01:002011-03-17T14:10:05.671+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>F: ...Lo straripamento del Nilo... </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Ci s'ha i panetti del Nilo?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>Prato, 15/03/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-8813504138259528339?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-51834329438673594122011-02-13T13:55:00.000+01:002011-02-13T13:55:05.921+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: L'Inquisizione ha il capitolo della Deathwatch...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>La Cecenia?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Prato,12/02/2011</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5183432943867359412?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-70782509497183392772011-01-21T14:39:00.001+01:002011-01-21T14:40:39.258+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Bada che bella figliola...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Le lumache?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Gigli, 20/01/2011</i></div><br />* il titolo del post è un adagio popolare, lungi da noi pubblicare e incoraggiare affermazioni sessiste. Forse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-7078250949718339277?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-3187595370485664202010-11-14T13:27:00.000+01:002010-11-14T13:27:13.562+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Non sono mica Edoardo, io!</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Mi vedo Outlook?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Pistoia,13/11/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-318759537048566420?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-58342676761161883552010-11-14T13:26:00.002+01:002010-11-14T13:26:21.561+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>F: Quante persone sono morte...?</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>La vodka?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Pistoia,13/11/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5834267676116188355?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-1316195757604474222010-11-14T13:24:00.000+01:002010-11-14T13:24:24.591+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>F: Leggendo su wikipedia...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Il reggiseno?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Pistoia,13/11/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-131619575760447422?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-59927093701702494212010-11-14T13:23:00.002+01:002010-11-14T13:23:28.088+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>G: "Macho man" è un grande pezzo, dopo vi faccio vedere il video...</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Ci fai vedere Hitler?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Pistoia,13/11/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5992709370170249421?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-34885573842471398612010-10-31T19:37:00.000+01:002010-10-31T19:37:11.510+01:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>Y: Parlo da solo.<br />F: Per lo stesso motivo di Gandalf?</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Un chilo di gambe?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>data e luogo non pervenuto.</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-3488557384247139861?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-46596705535116371422010-08-25T20:05:00.001+02:002010-08-25T20:38:36.033+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Domani mi devo ricordare di prendere anche questa roba! </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Domani devo prendere il treno da qui a Roma?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>La Ciaccia, Sardegna, 23/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-4659670553511637142?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Do_urdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06894855955052216369noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-25786550371262280982010-08-25T20:02:00.000+02:002010-08-25T20:02:16.717+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: E' la zuppa gallurese* </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Zuppa babilonese?! </blockquote>Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Si, la zuppa di babilonia</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote><a href="http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra">Scolopendra</a>?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Agriturismo Bedda Ista, Sardegna, 21/08/2010</i></div><br /><i>*noto piatto sardo</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-2578655037126228098?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Do_urdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06894855955052216369noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-59139339319799344972010-08-25T13:40:00.001+02:002010-08-25T13:41:46.314+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Tanto quella anche se è carda...* </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Mi manca lapis e carta?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>La Ciaccia, Sardegna, 20/08/2010</i></div>*riferendosi a una bottiglia d'acqua<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5913933931979934497?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Do_urdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06894855955052216369noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-15724949121757684602010-08-25T13:34:00.001+02:002010-08-25T13:39:25.733+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Yupa ci prova con la bambina! </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Batte la cotoletta?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>Stintino, Sardegna, 18/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1572494912175768460?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Do_urdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06894855955052216369noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-70940512127536819012010-08-25T11:45:00.003+02:002010-08-25T11:46:12.279+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>F: Prendiamo in ostaggio la cameriera! </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>C'è un ostaggio in miniera?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>La Ciaccia, Sardegna,17/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-7094051212753681901?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-88026977761167356562010-08-25T11:44:00.000+02:002010-08-25T11:44:52.620+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>F: Ai miei tempi non c'erano le scialuppe di salvataggio! </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Gli Champs-Élysées?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>La Ciaccia, Sardegna,17/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-8802697776116735656?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-20055664557591450302010-08-25T11:41:00.001+02:002010-08-25T11:48:00.380+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Siam sicuri sia garage 1 e non 3?</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Renée Zellweger?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>Sul traghetto per Olbia,16/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-2005566455759145030?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-60579564308734451862010-08-25T11:39:00.003+02:002010-08-25T11:47:53.129+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Ce l'hai il travelgum? </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Icché c'ho?! Un cambio di gomme?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Livorno,16/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-6057956430873445186?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-81877410767102069012010-08-08T00:19:00.000+02:002010-08-08T00:19:31.772+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Biancaneve rappresenta il senso della vita... </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Chi? Lucarelli il senso della vita?!</blockquote><i>doppietta (M. ripete la frase)</i> <br /><blockquote>Il meccanico?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>La tortelleria, 08/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-8187741076710206901?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-58058856103023099752010-08-08T00:15:00.004+02:002010-08-08T00:19:59.731+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: potrei comprare l'<a href="http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/13867512/AK47-Aqua-Rifle/Product.html?source=0700114101&amp;cm_mmc=Silverpop-_-R2_wk30%20Summer-_-D-_-GADGETS_PROD_1&amp;utm_source=SilverpopMailing&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=R2_2010_AUG_3_VOL1_ALL_SUMMERLAUNCH_SUBJECT%202%20%281%29&amp;utm_content=">AK47 ad acqua</a>.</blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>L'accappatoio a cassette ad acqua?! </blockquote><div align="right"><i>La tortelleria,08/08/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5805885610302309975?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-2752654118773212292010-07-24T16:40:00.000+02:002010-07-24T16:40:01.690+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>F: Cambio classe.* </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Non mi fa le casse?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Casa di Obi, 22/07/2010</i></div>*Stavano giocando a Team Fortress 2.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-275265411877321229?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-75097214014959469822010-07-20T21:02:00.002+02:002010-07-21T12:28:12.904+02:00Frase originale: <br /><blockquote>M: Però! Carina lei! </blockquote>Frase Damianizzata: <br /><blockquote>Si droga?!</blockquote><div align="right"><i>Old wild west, 20/07/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-7509721401495946982?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Do_urdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06894855955052216369noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-82086270440082098362010-02-22T22:51:00.001+01:002010-02-22T22:51:23.467+01:00M: e allora mangia anche il vassoio!<br />Damiano: la Tassoni*?!<br />B: i sassoni?!<br />F: ci s'ha sonno?!<br /><div align="right"><i>Trattoria al tiro a segno, 21/02/2010</i></div><br /><br />*Tassoni, nota cedrata.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-8208627044008209836?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-34004641711525294132010-02-22T22:47:00.002+01:002010-02-22T22:47:58.252+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>M: Obi ha preso pasta e fagioli, a casa sua chiameranno lo stato d'allerta.</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Lo statuto albertino?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Trattoria al tiro a segno, 21/02/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-3400464171152529413?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-19918444238001096902010-02-21T16:56:00.004+01:002010-07-21T12:28:46.040+02:00<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #204a87;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(16.51.21) </span></span></span><span style="color: #204a87; font-weight: bold;">Obi-Fran Kenobi: </span>l'hai visto something, something, something darkside?<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">(16.53.27) </span></span></span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-weight: bold;">Dam: </span><span style="font-size: small;">no</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">(16.53.33) </span></span></span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-weight: bold;">Dam: </span><span style="font-size: small;">non so nemmeno che è</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #204a87;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(16.53.40) </span></span></span><span style="color: #204a87; font-weight: bold;">Obi-Fran Kenobi: </span>lo speciale dei griffin che hai comprato giovedì.<br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">(16.53.43) </span></span></span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-weight: bold;">Dam: </span><span style="font-size: small;">ah</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">(16.53.45) </span></span></span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-weight: bold;">Dam: </span><span style="font-size: small;">rofl</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">(16.53.50) </span></span></span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-weight: bold;">Dam: </span><span style="font-size: small;">lol</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1991844423800109690?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-1699439796766996302010-02-11T00:00:00.003+01:002010-02-11T00:01:32.068+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>W: Non vorrei essere banale, ma...</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Non vorrei essere Van Halen?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Mosto Dolce, 10/02/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-169943979676699630?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-15475143016945655682010-02-10T23:58:00.003+01:002010-02-11T10:11:21.630+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>M: ieri sera mi son mangiato gli spatzle...</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Ti sei mangiato lo spazio?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Mosto dolce, 10/02/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1547514301694565568?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-59262918105259987012010-02-07T23:08:00.000+01:002010-02-07T23:08:04.232+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>*Avviso contro la pirateria al cinema, che ricorda di non registrare il film con videocamere*<br /><br />M: Dai Damiano, spegni la telecamera.</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Spendi la gelatina?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Vis Pathé Campi Bisenzio, 07/02/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5926291810525998701?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-45919975602331463742010-02-07T23:05:00.000+01:002010-02-07T23:05:58.508+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>F: Ma questo bastardo non le mette le frecce?*<br />M: No, le ha vendute ai Na'Vi*²</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Ha venduto i navigli?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Gigli, 07/02/2010</i></div><br />*F stava guidando.<br />*² le creature protagoniste di Avatar, di James Cameron.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-4591997560233146374?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-75577760157164232072010-02-07T23:01:00.000+01:002010-02-07T23:01:35.045+01:00M: Buon appetito!<br />F: Crepi!<br />Damiano: Speriamo non cachi!<br />M: ...Che ci lascia lo zampino.<br />Damiano: Ci lasci un santino?!<br /><div align="right"><i>McDonalds', 07/02/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-7557776015716423207?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-14492020500435188712010-02-07T22:55:00.001+01:002010-02-22T22:54:48.955+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>Lo vuoi un dinosauro 3D?*</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Un minotauro che è fallito?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Gigli, 07/02/2010</i></div>*<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.isolababyshop.com/images/1412%20%5B640x480%5D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="133" src="http://www.isolababyshop.com/images/1412%20[640x480].jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1449202050043518871?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-77581320722464679052010-02-04T01:09:00.001+01:002010-02-04T01:10:17.937+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>M: tra un po' faranno anche un flash java in 3D...</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>La Prestigiacomo in 3D?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Vis Pathé Campi Bisenzio, 4 febbraio 2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-7758132072246467905?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-74124432047354548992010-02-04T01:07:00.001+01:002010-02-04T01:12:29.975+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>M: se continui a polemizzare ti lascio alla Virgin!</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Mi lasci dalla Virginia?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Prato,4 febbraio 2010</i><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Nota: M si riferisce alla Virgin Active, un centro fitness.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-7412443204735454899?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-51508478190116078842010-01-30T22:13:00.001+01:002010-01-30T22:16:30.777+01:00Frase originale:<br /><blockquote>... Così mi sono messo a leggere&nbsp; "Dumbo" al figlio di un mio amico...</blockquote><br />Frase Damianizzata:<br /><blockquote>Icché tu gl'ha' letto?! "Bruno"?!</blockquote><br /><div align="right"><i>Gigli, 30/01/2010</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-5150847819011607884?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8690455523383018832.post-12074217432987910992010-01-18T17:09:00.001+01:002010-01-18T17:14:38.157+01:00In ogni post, vengono presentate due frasi.<br />La prima è quella originariamente pronunciata dall'interlocutore di Messer Damiano; la seconda è quella che lui ha effettivamente compreso, e che solitamente ha ripetuto ad alta voce,&nbsp;utilizzando un tono al contempo sorpreso e provocatorio.<br />Viene indicata per memoria storica anche il luogo e la data della citazione.<br />Eventuali note necessarie&nbsp;per una più accurata comprensione della citazione (o della sua damianizzazione) sono vergate a seguire la data.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8690455523383018832-1207421743298791099?l=damianodice.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Obi-Fran Kenobihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08056111628972386837noreply@blogger.com1